That’s a butt plug my friend… it only feels like love for now.
GerswinDevilkid
Do not insert.
Or do.
No kink shaming here.
Plus_Solid5642
The ER would have a first…
effreeti
Base isn’t flared enough, not safe
RockLobster218
When I’m talking to people about prepping cabbage now, I’m going to tell them to make sure they remove the plug.
demroidsbeitchn
… An obgyn walks into the exam room and says “why does it smell like sauerkraut in here?”
gandalfsbastard
That’s a ribbed intestinal rocket, tread lightly.
Different-Bag-8217
Pickle it…
under_the_curve
washing red cabbage makes my favorite shade of blue of all time
orangencinnamon
The base needs to be wider or you’re gonna make a really weird Reuben.
Monkyman1947
First pic: What?
Second pic: Oh.
Menard42
Where’s that TikTok emt when you need him?
thesirensoftitans
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
ProfessionalKoala416
Can’t wait to see your xray picture shared with your explanation: “I don’t know how, but I suddenly fell on the table and accidentally this red cabbage trunk slipped up my ass” 😐😮💨😅
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That’s a butt plug my friend… it only feels like love for now.
Do not insert.
Or do.
No kink shaming here.
The ER would have a first…
Base isn’t flared enough, not safe
When I’m talking to people about prepping cabbage now, I’m going to tell them to make sure they remove the plug.
… An obgyn walks into the exam room and says “why does it smell like sauerkraut in here?”
That’s a ribbed intestinal rocket, tread lightly.
Pickle it…
washing red cabbage makes my favorite shade of blue of all time
The base needs to be wider or you’re gonna make a really weird Reuben.
First pic: What?
Second pic: Oh.
Where’s that TikTok emt when you need him?
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Can’t wait to see your xray picture shared with your explanation: “I don’t know how, but I suddenly fell on the table and accidentally this red cabbage trunk slipped up my ass” 😐😮💨😅
What’re you doing step cabbage
no flared base…
Flare that base, or you’ll lose it.
Rho-DICK-eee-ooh
Its clearly purple smh.
Without a base without a trace
Always have a faired base.
You should try ginger next.
[When the hell is the last time that was cleaned?](https://i.imgur.com/sxEYuGV.png)
love red cabbage
If it fits, I sits.
not a flared enough base. DONT DO IT. Source genuinely just trust me
No flared base
It’s single use item.